Why horoscopes (or at least astrologers) are the dumbest thing ever:

"Are you into abstract art forms, dear Sagittarius? Today you could find yourself irresistibly drawn to them, whether we're talking about blank verse, abstract painting, or New Age music. If you're into the arts yourself, you might want to try your hand at whatever discipline appeals to you the most. If you aren't, attend a concert, stroll through an art gallery, go to a poetry reading. Whatever you do, enjoy your day!"

1) Blank verse is actually structured, idiot! Look at Shakespeare...he wasn't exactly e.e. cummings.

2) Can't you consider yourself somewhat "into the arts" if you attend a concert, stroll through an art gallery, or go to a poetry reading? I mean, if you REALLY aren't into the arts, shouldn't you go smoke some crack, go to a monster truck rally, or try to pull and extra shift at the Wal-Mart?

Sorry, that really had nothing to do with anything. But it's early and I'm easily perturbed.