Why am I awake right now? Confusion. Why am I confused right now? Not such an easy answer. Sleep on the floor. Not a good answer, either. In response to a rumor? Ridiculous. In response to whatever might be going on right now? Even more ridiculous. Share. Didn't you go to kindergarten? You're smarter than I am...respond! I'm so lame, so...a girl. And a five-year-old one, at that, for wishing you rugburn.